You found it!
We really don’t know why this page exists, but it looks fun so we are gonna fill it with nonsense.
We don’t know if we should create a social media page, or just draw some crap or just do that trick with our cacluator that spells out shelloil. Dave thinks we should work harder, perhaps build some code, but really all we wanna do is sit at the bar downstairs and eat beer and drink sushi. I mean, drink beer and ear sushi. Eat sushi. man, I really shouldn’t be building this website right now.
Dave didn’t lose his phone, we hid it inside the fake plant in his office. He kept playing minesweeper and wouldn’t get any work done, so that was our solution.
HEADING LEVEL 4
Level 4 is the name of our bar, but it’s funny because it’s actually on the basement level. We figured going up or down 4 levels of stairs after drinking wasn’t a great idea so, yeah. we throew it down in the basement but kept the name. We like to tell new hires to go to Level 4 to get free wine. One guy never came back, tho we think he might be living in the back closet. At one point we made that back clost a secret entrance to another rarea of the office but we forgot how to open it. So we think he lives in there now.
“We don’t know who Bess Luna is, her picture just came with the website’s template so we kept her.” – Theresa Edwards